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kawaiinana: ihatemyparents: squibble: sokeri: click on picture to read the rest…This is INSANE! “make sure they can feel the heat” I really don’t care if the daughter turns out homo or hetero, but I will still do this should I find Lil’ Wayne or Coldplay in her music collection. I’ll make sure she feels the heat of the flames because you do go to hell for listening to that crap. HELP! hahahahha What Slipknot!? WTF

kawaiinana:

ihatemyparents:

squibble:

sokeri:

click on picture to read the rest…This is INSANE!

“make sure they can feel the heat”

I really don’t care if the daughter turns out homo or hetero, but I will still do this should I find Lil’ Wayne or Coldplay in her music collection. I’ll make sure she feels the heat of the flames because you do go to hell for listening to that crap.

HELP!

hahahahha

What Slipknot!? WTF

Reblogged 2 months ago from kawaiinana (originally from juliasegal)
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  3. enz0matr1x reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Hahaha! “Feel the heat”…
  4. kthbr reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    I am obviously the gayest person a-live.
  5. kalemeow reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  6. lesliann reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    you totally have to click on the link and read all the other bands. just too funny. ;D
  7. thisarmyofone reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    well, fuck. i must be the biggest flamin’ lesbian going, then.
  8. laceyunderalls reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    picture to see the rest of...douchebag’s extensive list of “gay bands.” After reading this...
  9. dariuswhiteplume reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Oh, I am so emailing them to say Creed makes you gay! —DW
  10. godhelpysidro reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  11. lightxdark reblogged this from axank and added:
    lmao I’ve totally read this before, hella long ago. I love how Morrissey is “questionable” - cracks me up.
  12. axank reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  13. lifeofkatie reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  14. hello-conformity reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    haha woww this is like the stupidest thing i have ever seen. what makes any one these bands gay
  15. qmannola reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  16. kawaiinana reblogged this from isoldmylungs and added:
    WTF, by the way woah! the picture from down here O.o hahahahhaha jajajaja i like it …….yeah.
  17. isoldmylungs reblogged this from kawaiinana and added:
    hahahahha What Slipknot!? WTF
  18. kawaiinana reblogged this from ihatemyparents
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  20. seratonation reblogged this from carefulwiththataxe and added:
    Yeah the Jonas Brothers are ESPECIALLY bad to let your kids listen to what with the purity rings they wear and all AND...
  21. afairpoppet reblogged this from omgitskimber and added:
    This is terrifying, yes, but the funniest thing for me in this was that, if you click on the photo and keep reading the...
  22. eversonpoe reblogged this from yeahrobots and added:
    i have to say that i’m impressed at some of the entries on this list, particularly merzbow (spelled wrong) and boredoms....
  23. hanachan01 reblogged this from dreamincolorx and added:
    They list Lil’ Wayne and Elton John twice. I guess they are super gay? I’m a little shocked at the inclusion of Toby...
  24. yeahrobots reblogged this from carefulwiththataxe and added:
    I love how Morrissey is listed as (?questionable?!) this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. mostly because almost...
  25. carefulwiththataxe reblogged this from viciousone and added:
    Half of me is super offended at the idea that kids could be turned into homosexuals based off of music and the other...
  26. musiccollides reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  27. kyleyomama reblogged this from miss-emilie and added:
    wtf is this? ridiculous.
  28. madillac reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    This reminds me of that story from a few months ago where apparently Zac Efron and Lil’ Wayne kissed.
  29. omgitskimber reblogged this from ihatemyparents
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  32. zachdamac reblogged this from ohheymary and added:
    As soon as I saw Coldplay, I thought, “You know how I know you’re gay?…” Haha. That’s a stupid joke.
  33. wellwellwell reblogged this from fifteenfortwo and added:
    toby keith!? i’m really curious about the research process. is man or astro-man? popping up a lot in teen playlists...
  34. hidandelion reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    THE BLACK KEYS ARE GAY????
  35. allthatjasmine reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    first of all…how is lil wayne gay? overplayed and inappropriate for children? yes....gay?...
  36. dreamincolorx reblogged this from fifteenfortwo and added:
    I… just… WHAT? /brain explodes. The fact that people read this and seriously abide by it just makes me sad for the...
  37. fifteenfortwo reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    This is ridic. I mean he is right about Nickleback and I mean I guess technically Clay Aiken. But this is absolutely...
  38. mare-bear reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    reals!? i guess i should have a chat with myself…
  39. poorcoordination reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    So, someone just copied my entire itunes library into this list
  40. tonlist reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Your favorite band is so heterosexual.
  41. tectonicfever reblogged this from ihatemyparents
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  45. chiguire reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    La banda más segura para tu familia....UPDATE: Aparentemente un hoax, pero funny...
  46. tehmorg reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Hahahaha… turns out everyone’s a little gay, eh? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH RADIOHEAD!? Sheesh. Some of these bands do not...
  47. doctornecessiter reblogged this from ohheymary and added:
    (This is satire, btw.)
  48. irebporti reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!
  49. phantomwise reblogged this from viciousone and added:
    AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW… they’ll be listening to Metallica and sucking their friends’ tongues. Apparently Tom Waits...
  50. viciousone reblogged this from misskittyfantastico and added:
    I mean, Coldplay is pretty gay, but mostly in that ‘this is the vernacular the kids are using’ way, and not in that...
  51. miss-emilie reblogged this from doctorfabiannerico and added:
    LMAO isn’t Jonas Brothers right under Jason Mraz? But anyway, HOW DARE THEY CALL COLDPLAY, DCFC, AND INTERPOL GAY. >:[[
  52. doctorfabiannerico reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Fail for having Jason Mraz up there and NOT the Jonas Brothers. Sick world we’re living in SICK PEOPLE.
  53. jaggedfragments reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    from ihatemyparents Beware of any preacher whose name is “Donnie”...“Davie” (with the...
  54. wheresmyphone reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    squibble:sokeri: amazing
  55. opencontainer reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    “Sigur Ros (nudist)” “George Michael (texan)” ?
  56. misskittyfantastico reblogged this from battleshipdrive and added:
    Someone obviously thought Brian was actually a woman.
  57. battleshipdrive reblogged this from misskittyfantastico and added:
    Not only is this list ridiculous and include the straightest man in the world (Ted Nugent) I went to the site to see the...
  58. ohheymary reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  59. leslie666 reblogged this from ihatemyparents
  60. imdabaus reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    OH NO. Im gonna turn gay cause i listen to theses bands. Lol. Some people really have too much time on their hands
  61. tamamakat reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    LOL. I guess this means I’m going to hell fo’ sho.
  62. misskittyfantastico reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    Taking away the fact they list some bands TWICE, how is it that some of these artists are “gay”? I’d list some of them...
  63. allatoms reblogged this from ihatemyparents and added:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Davies “…s a fictional character who is featured in a number of websites” Y’all need...
  64. ihatemyparents reblogged this from squibble
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  66. oswingpercent reblogged this from counterfeitredhead and added:
    But it’s okay! Because My Chem isn’t on the list!
  67. beautifulsorta reblogged this from electricalgloom
  68. christinecarreira reblogged this from sugarcreamcandy and added:
    Ok so I just did a ton of research on this and I am almost positive its a hoax.
  69. vacantalleyways reblogged this from counterfeitredhead and added:
    arseniccupcakes:sugarcreamcandy:electricalgloom:karlahoney:pomosexual:w33d:juliasegal:
  70. counterfeitredhead reblogged this from arseniccupcakes and added:
    You know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay.
  71. arseniccupcakes reblogged this from sugarcreamcandy
  72. sugarcreamcandy reblogged this from electricalgloom and added:
    Coldplay is offensive because they suck and it offends me. but some of those bands are really good. i didnt read the...
  73. electricalgloom reblogged this from karlahoney and added:
    coldplay??? since when are they in any way offensive? they’re so inoffensive they’ve crossed over in to boring.
  74. laureninthehay reblogged this from piercethenight and added:
    rilo kiley, fleet foxes, and arcade fire?! i dont recognize any gay messages in their music…someone just has a fear of...
  75. karlahoney reblogged this from pomosexual and added:
    IS THIS FUCKING REAL?!?!? D:< ugh, I have no words.
  76. piercethenight reblogged this from pomosexual and added:
    w33d:juliasegal:...this band list is fascinating. the black keys? what the fuck is so gay...
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  83. katchin05 reblogged this from funsizebytes and added:
    I hate everybody. Seriously. (PS: I’m about 40 artists deep on that list. At least they kept it diverse :-/ )
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  85. thecourthansen reblogged this from buttersandwiches and added:
    this made my day
  86. undertheporch reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    url for these guys~? hiFUCKINGlarious
  87. erorinblood reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    gerizekalılık ve insanoğlunun yüzyıllardır süren simbiyotik ilişkisi… artık şaşırmıyorum bile.
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  89. thealater reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    WOW. I’m speechless. “Marilyn Manson (dark gay)”
  90. megician reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    MY GOD! Half of these are...sexiest bands ever…and there are a lot of “GAY” bands missing....
  91. icwutudunder reblogged this from essdogg and added:
    If marilyn manson is gay why does he have half naked women in most of his videos? and why did he have sex with a woman...
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  93. monimus reblogged this from brienis and added:
    Coldplay and now...can’t get this penis out...mouth. He said...
  94. brienis reblogged this from angleofattack and added:
    Because, you know, LIZBIANS and TEXANS.
  95. awina reblogged this from thardcore and added:
    The epitome of stupidity.
  96. thardcore reblogged this from onmywaytomars and added:
    rofll ahahahha the Queers, duh !! Jonas brothers was underlined ahahahahah and Michael Jackson tehehhe
  97. thecoffeegirl reblogged this from thewayoftheworld and added:
    And Toby Keith - who is not in my collection. Interesting that he made the list.
  98. onmywaytomars reblogged this from thewayoftheworld
  99. thewayoftheworld reblogged this from thecoffeegirl and added:
    I can totally see Coldplay turning people gay.
  100. thecoffeegirl reblogged this from inothernews
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  103. angleofattack reblogged this from essdogg and added:
    First thing I thought too. Half their songs are about women I’m sorry I’ve never met.
  104. essdogg reblogged this from pocketcontents and added:
    Pink shirt, mustache, ample torso. Clearly Donnie Davie is a bear. Also, Black Keys is gay music? That shit makes me...
  105. pocketcontents reblogged this from funsizebytes and added:
    How do you light a CD on fire? Does he provide instructions? What if I don’t have the CDs, just the Internet mp3? Do I...
  106. funsizebytes reblogged this from yhf and added:
    (!@Y#(@!#HIU@# “Gateway Bands” are the new “Gateway Drugs” so apparently Gay is the new High. I thought Boy Scout...
  107. buttersandwiches reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    NoFx (gay punk) I laughed.
  108. calpg reblogged this from underpantscharleston
  109. anotherdayinthelife reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    this guy, im Triple-Certified Gay (9 bands total), haha
  110. boxesofoxen reblogged this from goodluckspider and added:
    I like how Morrissey is “?questionable?”
  111. citiesandyears reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Wow. Just…wow.
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  113. forget-what-sarah-said-deactiva reblogged this from surbbee and added:
    OH NO YOU GUYS, I THINK I’M A LIZBEAN! I LISTEN TO 90% OF THESE BANDS! Yeah, because Panic At The Disco doesn’t make me...
  114. surbbee reblogged this from stephenkent-deactivated20091023 and added:
    OMG! WTF??!??! =| Wow….
  115. dontcookbilly reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    This is completely insane. But I have...make this joke: Coldplay
  116. jaimeleigh reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    ———————————————————————————————————————- So, it isn’t really like me to defend the Christians, but I feel like this...
  117. maura reblogged this from hortenseg and added:
    Yes, it is. If your mother says
  118. hortenseg reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    The Safe Bands list is apparently made up of bands that “foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of...
  119. abloodymess reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    hahaha. i agree with Coldplay though. :)
  120. anathea reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Whutttt. I’m hoping this entire site is a satire. If it is, then it’s genius! If it’s not…
  121. kaydoubleyou reblogged this from letseatstrawpasta-deactivated20 and added:
    LMAO. XD Jonas Brothers.
  122. inothernews reblogged this from laidbare and added:
    Jesus H. Christ.
  123. needsanewname reblogged this from sixbucks and added:
    Oh my god! According to this list I’m EXTREMELY endangered to be gay. What am I gonna do now? *rofl*
  124. sweatywiener reblogged this from dontclickitdude and added:
    omg turbonegro was on there
  125. dear-marisa reblogged this from charmyourwayout- and added:
    I posted the link to this site awhile ago…I find it funny that Lil Wayne is on the list twice.
  126. joeythundah- reblogged this from stephenkent-deactivated20091023 and added:
    looool why am i not surprised panic is on there.
  127. charmyourwayout- reblogged this from stephenkent-deactivated20091023 and added:
    LOL TEGAN AND SARA
  128. laidbare reblogged this from juliasegal
  129. neonindigo reblogged this from lcbm and added:
    Oh. :B I’m pretty content with that.
  130. thunderdolt reblogged this from oledocweirdbeard and added:
    Slipknot?! Really?! With the exception of sodomizing this clown with a mop handle Oklahoma prison style, I think this...
  131. librarianpirate reblogged this from sixbucks and added:
    When I first read this, I misread the first bolded phrase as “Gayteway Bands” and thought it was the most awesomely...
  132. lcbm reblogged this from neonindigo and added:
    No… as in you’ve never seen the movie entitled “40 Year Old Virgin.”
  133. neonindigo reblogged this from lcbm and added:
    virgin? Is that an anti-virgin?
  134. necrowafer reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    I say, if your parents are going about burning your gay music, you should do...same to...
  135. sixbucks reblogged this from fritopie and added:
    Morrissey? (questionable?) AAH HA HA HA HA!
  136. lcbm reblogged this from neonindigo and added:
    You’re just mad because you’re a 40 Year Old Virgin virgin.
  137. fritopie reblogged this from oledocweirdbeard and added:
    I really like the entry (when full pic is viewed)that simply reads: Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  138. yhf reblogged this from sokeri and added:
    I think “Fix You” is even somehow less nauseating than the prospect of listening to THIS guy asking me to take his hand....
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  141. patattack reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    BEWARE POP GROOVES AND SALACIOUS MELODIES.
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  145. neonindigo reblogged this from totinosbillymaysrolls and added:
    …does it count if my parents rented it around age 12...saw snippets of it? 3:
  146. amorningofsleep reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Haha: Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  147. totinosbillymaysrolls reblogged this from neonindigo and added:
    lulz, Emma hasn’t seen 40 year old virgin. Jack, i win.
  148. rachelarogers reblogged this from sokeri and added:
    Twisted Sister(jj) What does (jj) even mean? Am I just proving how naive I am? Also, Elton John is “really gay.” Did you...
  149. neonindigo reblogged this from totinosbillymaysrolls and added:
    If this is going to lead to unecessary hostility, then no?
  150. totinosbillymaysrolls reblogged this from neonindigo and added:
    You know how I know you’re gay?
  151. squibble reblogged this from sokeri and added:
    I really don’t care if the daughter turns out homo or hetero, but I will still do this should I find Lil’ Wayne or...
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  153. sokeri reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    “make sure they can feel the heat” be sure to...entire list - ELTON JOHN IS “REALLY GAY”
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  155. neonindigo reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    I lol’d, because I love pink and coldplay. And John Mayer. Oh noez, better burn mai CDs D:
  156. kellstersblog reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    so everyone? LMAO
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